*Bass' voice can be heard before there is any picture on the screen*

Hey! What's this?! --This stupid thing doesn't even work!

*BAM!*

*Suddenly the screen is projecting and Bass' face is way too close to the camera momentarily before he moves back and more of him is visible*

That's better. Oi, to all you people out there, I don't know where this place is or what I'm doing here, but hear this--I am the ultimate robot! Nobody out there better get in my way or else!

*The screen blanks out for a second as the video is switched off, but abruptly turns back on again, showing Bass looking confused before aggressive once more*

I meant to do that!